Anoche hablé con dios
Me: I'm sorry
God: Do you really mean it?
Me: no
God: I didn't think you did.
Me: did you invent rock and roll?
God: No I didn't invent rock and roll. What's it like?
Me: you don't know what rock and roll is?
God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me: you are not from our times
God:That assumption is only a supposition.
Me: it's not
God: I heard it is.
Me: is John Lennon by your side?
God:It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me: john is dead
God:Do you mean your name is John?
Me: no
God:What is your real name?
Me: it doesn't matter
God:OK what would you like to talk about?
Me: John lennon
God: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me: no, John Lennon is one of the beatles
God: Are you serious? I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was one of the beatles.
Me: you are not very well informed
Me: Was Eve a nice girl?
God: I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Do you like to eat apples?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
What about Vitamin C?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Dios está en todo.
God: Do you really mean it?
Me: no
God: I didn't think you did.
Me: did you invent rock and roll?
God: No I didn't invent rock and roll. What's it like?
Me: you don't know what rock and roll is?
God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me: you are not from our times
God:That assumption is only a supposition.
Me: it's not
God: I heard it is.
Me: is John Lennon by your side?
God:It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me: john is dead
God:Do you mean your name is John?
Me: no
God:What is your real name?
Me: it doesn't matter
God:OK what would you like to talk about?
Me: John lennon
God: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me: no, John Lennon is one of the beatles
God: Are you serious? I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was one of the beatles.
Me: you are not very well informed
Me: Was Eve a nice girl?
God: I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Do you like to eat apples?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
What about Vitamin C?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Dios está en todo.
Cómo me cagan los que hablan de sí mismos en tercera persona: 1. Mi cuate Rogelio, 2. Elmo, 3. DIOS.
Posted by
Beto |
17/5/07 12:32
4. Cobos
5. El personaje de Seinfeld que no recuerdo.
¿Dios usa huaraches? Dime la verdad.
Posted by
Amiguiz |
17/5/07 12:40
beto: 6. Hugo Sánchez
amiguis/z:
Me: do you wear sandals?
God: Only when I dress up.
Me: so you walk around barefoot most of the time?
God:Interesting deduction.
Posted by
Vil Clinton |
17/5/07 13:38
bastante interesante conversación
y de la vitamina C, no tengo idea como le haga Dios, pero el es el señor TODOLOPUEDELO
saludos
Posted by
Nacho Betancourt |
17/5/07 22:01
No creo que dios requiera de vitamina c. Quizás el roquero por preguntar era otro y no Lennon, a lo mejor si topa a ... que se yo.
Posted by
C. De La O |
18/5/07 10:13
Tal vez Dios esta sobrevalorado.
Por supuesto me imagine un rayo exterminador cayendo sobre mi tan pronto oprima "publicar comentario".
Posted by
Chilangelina |
24/5/07 00:05
No, aqui sigo...
tal vez me quiere dar una leccion.
Posted by
Chilangelina |
24/5/07 00:05